people who like almonds need to love themselves
Wow you seem bitter. All you need is some joy. SOME ALMOND JOY
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
turns out baby powder isn’t made of what i thought it was made of. the boycott has been called off
if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
Puppies discovered a new part of the yard!
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”