bombing:

if you google image search “the sun” you can stare at it for hours or even days and only slightly damage your eyes

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

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larryunicorn:

FIRMLY GRASP IT

larryunicorn:

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation